Menu Leaked for Joe Biden’s Presidential Ice Cream Parlor: Here’s the Top 10 Flavors:

June 3, 2025

Wilmington, DE

The menu for Joe Biden’s recently opened presedential ice cream parlor, “Commander in Cream” has been leaked all over social media. We have compiled a list of ten, must-try flavors:

•White House Vanilla Coke (Hunter’s personal fav)

•Build Back Butter Pecan 

•Rehoboth Beaches and Cream (always available)

•Slippery Stairs (A take on Rocky Road)

•Rio Grande Ripple (may be flowing uncontrollably over the border of the cone)

•Candy Corn pop ( best for the pool side)

•Mint Chocolate Truindinnernazionaltudaprzure (we don’t really know much about this one)

•Tutti Frutti Fauci Ouchy (may give you myocarditis)

•Moose(am)trak (Joe will pay you to buy this one)

•Marshmallow Malarkey (it’s all malarkey)

There you have it, now hurry along, before closing time. Ah c'mon man, he’s already on nap break after two hours of work.