My name is The Right Honorable Sir. Harry the Third, I was born in Tregaron, Wales, on February 29, 1974, to my parents, Reginald and Cynthia, Sir Harry the Third. At the age of seven, I joined the Tregaron Teatime Club, a radical, hyper-British organization dedicated to the advancement of crumpet excellence and the demise of the dental industry. At age thirty I was knighted for my contributions to the British fashion scene, I was also recognized for my work in British entertainment including but not limited to: the majority of the writing and screenplay of the 007 movies License to Kill through Die Another Day, writing the majority of Queen's songs from the albums Queen II to Made in Heaven, and painting the best portrait of queen Elizabeth II. At present, I reside at my estate near Llanybydder, spending my retirement as a patron of all that is British.